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grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

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abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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  • Anonymousdo u even lift bruh
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    nah but i jack off a lot

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  • AnonymousHi I love your blog. Are you single? :)
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